Welcome to the most hazardous restaurant in town!
We serve the tastiest, most bacteria-ridden meals in the city!
Check Out Our Recipe! Don't Say We Didn't Warn You!We use only the freshest, most potent strains of Salmonella in our sauce!
Don't believe us? Click here to see our rigorous scientific methods!
Don't forget to tip your waiters... if they don't poison you first!
Q: What's the secret to your sauce?
A: It's all about the love and the bacteria!
Q: Is your sauce safe?
A: Safe? Ha! That's just what we tell you to keep you coming back for more!