Committee of Conundrums: Decisions Abandoned, 2.0

Agenda

Today's agenda for the Committee of Conundrums: Decisions Abandoned, 2.0, has been abandoned.

Instead, we will be discussing the merits of abandoning the agenda for next week's meeting.

Subcommittee of Slow-Moving Procrastination

We will be meeting in a circle to discuss how to get out of this meeting.

This meeting will be conducted in a highly scientific and rigorous manner, with plenty of coffee and excuses for not doing actual work.

Hyperlinks:

• Minutes of Last Week's Meeting (or Lack Thereof)
• Agenda for Next Week's Meeting (or Lack Thereof)
• Minutes of Previous Meeting (Lost in a Sea of Paperwork)
• Internal Email Exchange (or 'Who Forgot to Send the Minutes')
• Secret Plan to Never Actually Meet Again

Decisions Abandoned, 2.0

We will discuss the following abandoned decisions:

• Decision 1: Abandoning the Abandoned Agenda
• Decision 2: Creating a New Agenda That's Just as Abandoned
• Decision 3: Abandoning the Meeting to Play Video Games

Next Week's Meeting

Next week, we will meet in the same room, but on the opposite side of the room.

Same time, same day, same general feeling of abandonment.