When faced with a task, the first step is to identify the most efficient way to avoid doing it. This is where our patented Procrastination Matrix comes in.
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Other notable strategies include:
And for those who need a little extra motivation:
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Or, if all else fails, you can always pretend to work and hope no one notices.