Techno-Maintenance Report

The following techno-maintenance reports are for the week of 133 prophets.

• Printer paper jammed 7 times
• Network connection dropped 3 times
• IT guy had prophets of doom

Current maintenance status:

• Coffee levels: LOW (Brewing)
• Internet speeds: GLORIOUS (Thanks Speedsters)
• IT guy's sanity: SHATTERED (Consult the Shrink)

Techno-Maintenance Log:

Bugs | Bug Log | Bug Report

Next scheduled maintenance: Techno-Maintenance Schedule

Disclaimer: The IT guy is not responsible for any techno-maintenance failures. Read the fine print.