The Inevitable Apocalypse Meeting

Meeting Minutes, March 30th, 2024

Present:

• The Prophecy Team
• The Accounting Department (Bureaucratic Division)
• The Schedule Committee

The meeting was called to discuss the imminent arrival of the apocalypse.

Points of discussion:

• What to do with all the cats?
• Snack preferences for the apocalypse survivors

Decisions:

• Everyone will wear orange jumpsuits to signal their allegiance to the apocalypse.
• The apocalypse survivors will be allowed to bring their own snacks, but only if they are gluten-free.

Next meeting:

The Apocalypse Survival Committee