Monday Mandates: Overload Yourself with Work

Warning: This site will attempt to break you.

As a special service, we're offering the following mandates to ensure your productivity is maximized and your sanity is minimized:

• Mandate 1: Respond to all emails within 2.4 seconds
• Mandate 2: Write a 10-page report using only 5 words
• Mandate 3: Attend 7 meetings in one hour
• Mandate 4: Read 1000 pages of code in 1 hour
• Mandate 5: Write a 20-page presentation using only Comic Sans
• Mandate 6: Answer 50 phones calls simultaneously
• Mandate 7: Type 100 words per minute without error
• Mandate 8: Solve 5 complex math problems in 1 minute
• Mandate 9: Write 100 tweets in 1 hour
• Mandate 10: Hold 5 conference calls with fake clients

Don't say we didn't warn you...