Hsv-Hank's 2023 Forecast
By Hsv-Hank, the Most Accurate Prophet of All Time
It's that time of the year again! Welcome to my 2023 forecast, where I predict the most absurd, yet strangely accurate, events of the year.
January
January will start with a bang, literally, as a firework explosion will occur in the town of Peculiar, USA. Don't worry, it's not as exciting as it sounds.
February
February will bring us a month-long snowglobe of love, where everyone will forget how to use their opposable thumbs and just hug each other instead. It's a real thing, I swear.
March
MARCH WILL BE THE MONTH OF MARCHING BANDS. EVERYWHERE. Don't @ me.