Welcome to the definitive guide of the most obscure, most unrefined, most utterly useless rock variations ever conceived!
Here you'll find the most basic of rock forms, the ones that make you go "Huh?" when you hear them.
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Where do you go when you're feeling bland? When you want the most straightforward of rock forms? The Classic variation, of course!
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When rock was still in its infancy, when guitars were still being played by men with mullets and leather pants.
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The very first notes that started it all. The birth of rock as we know it.
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The pretentiousness that defined the early days of rock. When everyone wore platform shoes and thought they were cool.
When rock was still just a twinkle in the eye of some bearded man in a velvet suit.
The fundamental building blocks of rock. Chords, solos, and the occasional power ballad.
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The chords that make the gods of rock tremble with envy.
The most basic of basic rock forms. For the uninitiated, the unrefined, and the utterly bewildered.
When rock met opera, and the results were... interesting.
When rock got all... orchestral... and stuff.
The rock that's so laid back, you'll need a nap.
The rock that's so... stoned, you'll need a map.
When rock got all trippy and weird.
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A pocket full of psychedelic goodies.
A dance that's out of this world.
When music got all... indie and more.
When music got all... indie, and then video.