Join the Order of the Morons

To become a true moron, follow these simple steps:

1. Develop an unhealthy obsession with Step 1: Ignorance
2. Practice Step 2: Denial - deny any information that contradicts your views
3. Perfect Step 3: Deflection - blame others for your mistakes
4. Rehearse Step 4: Evasion - avoid any actual work or responsibility
5. Study Step 5: Projection - accuse others of your own flaws
6. Master Step 6: Gaslighting - manipulate others into doubting reality
7. Refuse Step 7: Admission - never admit fault or wrongdoing

And that's it! With these seven steps, you'll be a proud member of the Order of the Morons. Remember, being a moron is not just a job, it's a lifestyle.

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