Departmental Budget 2022: A Study in Red

Our department's budget for 2022 is a real doozy. We've allocated funds for:

• Paperclipping and Stapling ($100,000)
• Coffee Machine Maintenance ($50,000)
• Bureaucratic Posturing ($200,000)

Our budget is so tight, we've had to make some tough decisions. Like, who needs actual services when you can have a fancy new stapler?

Section 42-1: Paperclipping and Stapling

This is where the magic happens. We've allocated a whopping $100,000 for paperclipping and stapling. Because, priorities.

• Stapler Maintenance and Upgrades ($50,000)
• Stapler Operator Training ($25,000)
• Stapler-related Stress Relief ($25,000)

Section 42-2: Coffee Machine Maintenance

Caffeine is the lifeblood of any good bureaucracy. We've allocated $50,000 for coffee machine maintenance. Because, priorities.

• Coffee Machine Repair ($20,000)
• Coffee Machine Upgrade ($15,000)
• Coffee Machine-related Lawyer Fees ($15,000)

Section 42-3: Bureaucratic Posturing

This is where the real magic happens. We've allocated $200,000 for bureaucratic posturing. Because, image is everything.

• Meeting Minutes ($100,000)
• Report Writing ($50,000)
• Bureaucratic Jargon ($50,000)

Subsection 42-1-1: Stapler Maintenance and Upgrades

Our staplers are the lifeblood of our department. We need to keep them in top condition.

• Stapler Oil Changes ($20,000)
• Stapler Calibration ($15,000)
• Stapler-themed Snack Dispensers ($25,000)