Appendix 1: The 21st Century Declaration of Bureaucratic Excellence

By the power vested in us, the Bureaucratic Union, we, the undersigned, hereby declare this to be the 21st century's greatest triumph in red tape and paperwork.

• Subsection 1: The Art of Form Filling
• Subsection 2: Bureaucratic Hieroglyphics
• Subsection 3: The Bureaucratic Alphabet Soup

Subsection 1: The Art of Form Filling

By the power vested in us, the Bureaucratic Union, we, the undersigned, hereby declare this to be the most tedious and soul-crushing activity known to man.

• Subsubsection 1: The Bureaucratic Font of Life
• Subsubsection 2: The Joy of Repetition

Subsection 2: Bureaucratic Hieroglyphics

A comprehensive list of symbols, abbreviations, and acronyms that will confuse even the most seasoned bureaucrat.

• Subsubsection 1: The Hieroglyphics of Bureaucracy
• Subsubsection 2: The Art of Bureaucratic Sarcasm