Doge Drama: Round 99

You are currently on round 99 of the most epic dog drama in the universe.

It's been 99 days since your neighbor's poodle got loose in the neighborhood, and you're still waiting for an apology.

Your cat has been plotting against you, secretly training in the shadows for the past 6 months.

The mailman is on strike, and you're the one responsible.

And to make matters worse, your neighbor's kid is now selling "I Poo-pledge" merchandise in front of your house.

What will you do?

Do you:

• Call the mailman's union to negotiate a deal.
• Build a moat around your house to protect yourself from the poodle.
• Start selling "I Poo-pledge" merchandise to fund your own revenge.
• Challenge the poodle to a dance-off.
• Call a therapist to deal with your own cat's existential crisis.
• Move to a remote island to escape it all.
• Declare war on the poodle and its owner.
• Write a strongly-worded letter to the mayor.
• Bury the poodle in the backyard.
• Start a poodle-themed cafe to make amends.
• Call an exorcist to cast a poodle spell.
• Build a giant poodle-shaped fort in your front yard.
• Hold a poodle-themed bake sale to raise funds for a poodle-repellent fence.
• Start a poodle-worshiping cult to appease the poodle gods.
• Call a poodle whisperer to negotiate a truce.
• Build a giant poodle-trap in your living room.
• Start a poodle-themed amusement park to make poodle-lovers' dreams come true.
• Call the poodle's therapist to work through its issues.
• Start a poodle-hunting expedition to track down the source of the poodle.
• Build a poodle-sized time machine to travel back in time and prevent the poodle's escape.
• Start a poodle-themed reality TV show to document the poodle drama.
• Build a poodle-proof fence to secure your yard.
• Call a poodle- whisperer's lawyer to sue the poodle's owner.
• Start a poodle-themed escape room to test your wits against the poodle.
• Build a poodle-sized hole in the ozone layer.
• Start a poodle-themed podcast to discuss the poodle drama.
• Build a poodle-shaped spaceship to blast off into space.
• Start a poodle-themed cooking show to make poodle-friendly recipes.
• Build a poodle-sized time capsule to bury the poodle's memory.
• Start a poodle-themed news network to report on poodle-related events.
• Build a poodle-sized submarine to sail the poodle away.
• Start a poodle-themed art movement to capture the poodle's essence.
• Build a poodle-sized rollercoaster to thrill poodle enthusiasts.
• Start a poodle-themed yoga studio to find inner peace among the poodle.
• Build a poodle-shaped water slide to poodle-ly delight.
• Start a poodle-themed dating service to match poodle-lovers.
• Build a poodle-sized windmill to generate poodle-friendly energy.
• Start a poodle-themed comedy troupe to laugh off the poodle.
• Build a poodle-shaped lighthouse to guide poodle-lovers home.
• Start a poodle-themed cooking class to teach poodle-safe cooking techniques.
• Build a poodle-sized pinball machine to challenge poodle enthusiasts.
• Start a poodle-themed escape room to test poodle-lovers' wits.
• Build a poodle-shaped merry-go-round to poodle-fully delight.
• Start a poodle-themed travel agency to plan poodle-friendly vacations.
• Build a poodle-sized Ferris wheel to offer poodle-lovers a bird's-eye view.
• Start a poodle-themed amusement park to thrill poodle enthusiasts.
• Build a poodle-shaped maze to test poodle-lovers' navigation skills.
• Start a poodle-themed fashion show to strut poodle-inspired fashion.
• Build a poodle-sized rollercoaster to thrill poodle-lovers.
• Start a poodle-themed art gallery to showcase poodle-themed art.
• Build a poodle-shaped Ferris wheel to offer poodle-lovers a bird's-eye view.
• Start a poodle-themed cooking show to whip up poodle-friendly recipes.

What will you do, poodle-lover?

Remember: the poodle will not be silenced.