Here are the most effective techniques for doing absolutely nothing:
2. Practice the art of doing nothing with a purpose
3. Innovate new ways to procrastinate
4. Learn to say "not now, maybe later" with conviction
5. Perfect the art of making excuses
6. Develop a strong case of existential dread
7. Pretend you're a professional couch surfer
8. Create a to-do list and then immediately delete it
9. Spend hours browsing cat videos
10. Claim to be working on a "Very Important Project"
12. Practice the ancient art of napping
13. Innovate new forms of procrastination
14. Create a "Just one more minute" loop
15. Perfect the art of making a "good excuse for not doing anything"
16. Develop an existential crisis about the meaning of "doing nothing"
17. Pretend to be a professional "Nothing-doer"
18. Spend all day playing Solitaire