OBJECTION 1: "I was not properly caffeinated before this meeting."
OBJECTION 2: "The air in this room is stale and smells like desperation."
OBJECTION 3: "I don't have time for this meeting, I have a cat to attend to."
OBJECTION 4: "I'm only here for the free donuts, and they better be good."
OBJECTION 5: "This meeting is a waste of my precious productivity."
OBJECTION 6: "I'm allergic to meetings, and this one is making me break out in hives."
OBJECTION 7: "Can we please just use email for this meeting? My inbox is already overflowing."
OBJECTION 8: "I'm on a tight schedule, and this meeting is going to make me late for my cat's therapy appointment."
OBJECTION 9: "I don't understand why we need to discuss this, can't it just be done by robot?"
OBJECTION 10: "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view... again."