Section 1: Benefits and Perks

As an employee of the Intergalactic Overlords, you are entitled to:

• Free space rations (includes 10% more calories than Earthly counterparts)
• Complimentary asteroid-sized parking spots
• Access to the Intergalactic Overlords' exclusive health insurance plan (covering all forms of interdimensional travel-related injuries)

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Section 2: Intergalactic Politics 101

Alien Hygiene and Sanitation: A Guide

Chapter 1: The Importance of Regularly Cleaning Your Tentacles

As an intergalactic citizen, you are expected to maintain a high level of personal hygiene. Regularly cleaning your tentacles is crucial in preventing the spread of Tentacle-Fungus, a highly contagious and embarrassing disease.

1. Clean your tentacles at least once a day with soap and warm water
2. Use a gentle touch when scrubbing to avoid damaging delicate skin
3. Pay special attention to the crevices between your tentacle-ends, as they tend to accumulate the most grime and grunge

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