Starting a Garden? Not a Chance. Lazy Gardening 101
Hey, you want to start a garden? Good luck with that. Here are some tips for the chronically unmotivated.
1. Don't plant anything that requires actual maintenance. Think succulents or moss. Those things are basically self-sustaining ecosystems.
2. Buy plants in pots that fit in your favorite armchair. This way, you can "plant" and "garden" while still binge-watching your favorite shows.
3. Use a self-watering system. You know, like those automated watering cans that water your plants for you. Because, honestly, who needs human interaction with dirt?
4. Just stick a few seeds in a pot and hope for the best. It's like a fun little gamble! Who needs planning or research when you've got chance and probability on your side?
5. Don't actually go outside for it. Just order from that fancy-schmancy online plant store and let them handle it. It's like having a personal gardening butler, minus the personal part.
Happy gardening... sort of.