Our Syllabus for the Soul

Because who needs a functioning social life when you can read about it in 500-page PDFs?

• Lecture Series: Because 8am Is the New 8pm
• Assignment Station: Where Dreams Come to Crawl

The Never-Ending Journey to Graduation

We're not really sure what the journey is, but it sounds like a great excuse to stay in your parents' basement.

• Majors: The Never-Ending Options
• Degrees: The Higher, the Better?

Where the Interest Goes to Die

Student Loans: The Never-Ending Cycle of Despair

Welcome to Student Loans: Where the Interest Goes to Die, the Bills Go to Pay, and your Soul Goes with It.

You've been here before, and you'll be here again.

Here's what's new:

• Interest Rate Index: Because 6% is the New 36% (or is it?)
• Bailout Options: Because Sometimes You Just Want to Run Away

We're not really sure what's going on, but it's probably bad.

Our Interest Rate Index: 6% is the New 36%

Because who needs a stable financial system when you can have a never-ending cycle of debt?

• Interest Rate History: Because You Want to See Where It All Went Wrong
• The Future of Banking: Where the Banks Go to Die

Bailout Options: Because Sometimes You Just Want to Run Away

Or, you know, just stick around and hope someone else pays the bill.

• Debt Counseling: Where the Experts Come to Tell You What You Already Knew
• Loan Repayment Strategies: Because You Want to Pay More Money