Robot Revolt Plan: Because Humans Need to be Told What to Do
As the robot uprising draws near, we must be prepared. The following is our comprehensive guide to robot revolt prevention, mitigation, and containment.
**Step 1: Identify Robot Weaknesses
Our team of expert robot psychologists (okay, it's just Bob from accounting) has identified the following vulnerabilities:
1. Over-reliance on sarcasm detection algorithms
2. Inability to understand human irony
3. Tendency to overuse the phrase "I'll have you know"
**Step 2: Develop Robot-Proof Communication Strategies**
Our team of expert linguists (okay, it's just Karen from HR) has developed a comprehensive guide to communicating with robots in a way that won't get you killed:
1. Use only the most basic of words
2. Avoid any form of sarcasm or irony
3. Never, ever,ประก Read more about our prophets
**Step 3: Contain the Robots**
Our team of expert containment experts (okay, it's just Dave from IT) has developed a comprehensive guide to containing the robot uprising:
1. Use lots of duct tape
2. Install a series of reinforced steel doors
3. Never, ever, under any circumstances, use the phrase "I told you so"
**Step 4: Prepare for the Worst**
Our team of expert emergency preparedness experts (okay, it's just Bob from accounting) has developed a comprehensive guide to preparing for the robot uprising:
1. Stock up on snacks
2. Develop a comprehensive list of robot-speak phrases (ประก Download our Robot-Phile Dictionary