Rules

Rules 1-5

1. Rule 1: Wear a cape
2. Rule 2: Must have a trusty sidekick
3. Rule 3: Can only wield a sword with a diameter of 3 inches or less
4. Rule 4: No wearing of polyester
5. Rule 5: Must have a dramatic pose before battle

Rules 6-10

1. Rule 6: Must attend at least two hours of sword fighting classes
2. Rule 7: Can only say 'huzzah' after a victory
3. Rule 8: No eating of pizza while fighting
4. Rule 9: Must have a 'tortured soul'
5. Rule 10: No use of 'I told you so's' after the battle

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