Phase Three Lobotomy Program

For the truly committed, the Phase Three Lobotomy Program is the ultimate reward for those who have survived Phases One and Two.

Phase Four Lobotomy Program Phase Five Lobotomy Program

Phase Six Lobotomy Program Phase Seven Lobotomy Program

Phase Eight Lobotomy Program Phase Nine Lobotomy Program

Phase Ten Lobotomy Program Phase Eleven Lobotomy Program

Phase Twelve Lobotomy Program Phase Thirteen Lobotomy Program

And, of course, the infamous Splinter Program

For the truly committed.

(Please do not ask about Phase Fourteen.)