Section 3: Employee-Related Topics

Employee Benefits

At Section 3.1: Free Coffee, you'll find information about our comprehensive free coffee program.

At Section 3.2: Free Parking, you'll find out about our generous parking policy.

And, of course, at Section 3.3: Free Fridays, our legendary free food Fridays will be explained in excruciating detail.

Employee Harassment Policy

Don't even think about it, but our Section 3.1: What Not to Do page outlines exactly what not to do.

Our Section 3.2: What Not to Say page explains exactly what not to say in the break room.

And, for those who just can't help themselves, our Section 3.3: Harassment Hotline page provides an outlet for your pent-up frustrations.

Employee Termination Procedures

Don't worry, we won't fire you... yet. Our Section 3.1: The Three-Step Process will guide you through the process.

But, if all else fails, our Section 3.2: The Five-Step Process will ensure you're out the door in no time.

So, Section 3.3: The Aftermath will be your guide to a peaceful exit.